Peter 'Quicksilver' Maximoff (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
whiiiip_laaaash) wrote2016-06-10 02:00 pm
whiiiip_laaaash) wrote2016-06-10 02:00 pm
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A lot of things happened in 1973. Big things. Important things. History. Major, major felonies, the kind that get you barred from everything, ever. Whoop-dee-freaking-doo. You've still got that Pentagon guard's sweet plastic billyclub. Nobody caught you.
And that was a year ago. A calendar year. God, that's, like, for-EV-er. Okay not a year ago, but almost- January the, what, twenty-seventh? Yeah. The twenty-seventh. And today's the second. So nearly a year ago. Which is still FOR-EV-ER.
And anyway, the President did something stupid today.
Okay, he does that a lot. So does everyone. This particular stupid thing's special, though. This is Tricky Dicky's stab at the whole gas crisis: a speed limit. Fifty-five miles an hour on interstate highways.
Aha. Ha. Ha hahaha haaaaaa.
That's for cars. That's a rule for other people.
"MommmmmI'mgoingoutI'mgoingdowntotheinterstateI'mgonnapissoffsomestatetroopersbye!"
And that was a year ago. A calendar year. God, that's, like, for-EV-er. Okay not a year ago, but almost- January the, what, twenty-seventh? Yeah. The twenty-seventh. And today's the second. So nearly a year ago. Which is still FOR-EV-ER.
And anyway, the President did something stupid today.
Okay, he does that a lot. So does everyone. This particular stupid thing's special, though. This is Tricky Dicky's stab at the whole gas crisis: a speed limit. Fifty-five miles an hour on interstate highways.
Aha. Ha. Ha hahaha haaaaaa.
That's for cars. That's a rule for other people.
"MommmmmI'mgoingoutI'mgoingdowntotheinterstateI'mgonnapissoffsomestatetroopersbye!"